eliasericson:

ps people actually say things like this
(this comic iis n the latest Galago Magazine, buy it if it’s available where you live!)

eliasericson:

ps people actually say things like this

(this comic iis n the latest Galago Magazine, buy it if it’s available where you live!)

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monicalewinskys:

me honestly

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
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socalshenanigans said: As a male, I enjoy most of your blog. However anytime my gender is brought up, it's overwhelmingly negative and derogatory. I am going to unfollow for this reason and hope you take a second to think about who's really being sexist..

givemeallthebaconandeggs:

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kitty-en-classe:

by nastya kaletkina

kitty-en-classe:

by nastya kaletkina

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reginasmom:

“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me

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i’m starting training at my new job on wednesday and i feel sooooo vulnerable!  flawless feat nicki is helping though.  a lot actually.

glowcloud:

You: *says something rude*
Me: *is sweet, beautiful, and taking care of animals*

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