wow, look how easy that was.
gluttonousyeti said: men should just stop using their mouths for things like kissing or eating spicy food or eating pussy because when they start complimenting themselves their skills disintegrate so fast. sorry not sorry.
lespocalypse said: They try to eat ur face
"men think they are like so good at kissing but they are really really bad at kissing"
my baby brigitte is a queen and an incredible artist and made me this picture of me as a mermaid as a birthday surprise! i am crying. please please commission her to draw you beautiful pictures. you can contact her through the tumblr link above! P.S. fat mermaids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maine, you’re so fucking pretty
why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh