siddharthasmama:

wow, look how easy that was.

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gluttonousyeti said: men should just stop using their mouths for things like kissing or eating spicy food or eating pussy because when they start complimenting themselves their skills disintegrate so fast. sorry not sorry.

lespocalypse said: They try to eat ur face

literally

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"men think they are like so good at kissing but they are really really bad at kissing"

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http://velvetcouch.tumblr.com/
my baby brigitte is a queen and an incredible artist and made me this picture of me as a mermaid as a birthday surprise! i am crying.  please please commission her to draw you beautiful pictures.  you can contact her through the tumblr link above!  P.S.  fat mermaids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://velvetcouch.tumblr.com/

my baby brigitte is a queen and an incredible artist and made me this picture of me as a mermaid as a birthday surprise! i am crying.  please please commission her to draw you beautiful pictures.  you can contact her through the tumblr link above!  P.S.  fat mermaids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ellewcee:

did we talk about this yet, or

ellewcee:

did we talk about this yet, or

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missblee:

How come everytime i write “F” you see “K”?

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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blcksupremacy:

☀💙channeling the last lil bits of warmth and positivity from summer💙☀

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maine, you’re so fucking pretty

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eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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