for the love of god, say what you mean

velvetcouch:

what.

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i was at the grocery store and there was a man walking with a baby stroller… one of the baby’s socks fell onto the floor, and someone walked by and said “oops! dropped a booty!” and i giggled because, booty drop.

yahoo news… every time.

julia-d:

the amount of time babies don’t spend worrying about whether they look cool to other people is so completely inspiring

— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) August 21, 2012

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3 1/2 year old: i thought you forgot about me.

his dad: no way, i’d never forget about you!

me: i think it’s pretty impossible to forget about your babies.  i can’t even forget about babies who aren’t even mine!

dad: they’re almost yours :)

not a baby anymore...

pleasant-trees:

oh my god.

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a voicemail:

“mia, hi, i am walking past this little tiny fence that looks like it was built for a baby and it made me think of you…”

capisic:

Max left for work, meaning I’m in his bed watching videos of babies taste lemon for the first time. 

i just laughed so hard.  this is the best.

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today i got to watch the process of a baby chick hatching out of an egg.  it was so amazing.  i am a sucker for babies of all species, but what else is new?

also, remember the game “guess who?” we played it in asl class tonight!  so good.  i am trying to figure out how i can take the second class this summer.  my teacher is the funniest man, i like him so much.

two weeks from today i will be done with the schoolyear, and will nolonger be the assistant teacher at the forest school.  holy shit.  change!  summer is going to be great, though.

oh dear god

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i got to feel a baby moving around inside a mama’s belly today for, i think, the first time ever.

i am excited about so many things.